noitrotxe:

“Hold up, let me activate my mixtape”

“DICKSQUAD ROLL OUT”

“Be careful, you’ll get cock punted”

“Oh god, imagine if those knights had horses”

“He kills us if we screw up the rotation? What a neat freak”

“Follow the bullets, FOLLOW THE BULLETS! YOU DIDN’T FOLLOW THE BULLETS”

“Wow, that’s the first time I heard that come from someone who’s not fucking twelve”

“OH GOD WHY IS THAT PULSATING NO NO NO…”

“What’s the point of this bubble if we still die??”

“Give me a few seconds, gotta run around in a circle for a bit”

“Guys, I think my gun is alive”