So while I was surfing the interweb.  I stumbled across this little gem.

The egg log… Reading some of the website out there about this…. Contribution to mankind… It seems that the Japanese have made a machine that makes, well a egg log. Leave it to the Japanese to create this egg product. Altho I don’t think you can get it state side. I’m rather sure we won’t, do to people freaking out about it haha. 
And I thought microwaving eggs were bad…